Whereever the wind takes me...

Anonymous asked:

You’re an ugly, creepy straight man and you always will be. Lesbians and gay men see freaks like you and immediately know you’re not one of us and never will be.

If you had the lack of cowardice to say that when not cowering behind the mask of anonymity, I might actually give a fuck about your pathetic attempt at intimidative shit-flinging to feel bad.

But probably not.

Loser.

sjbattleangel:

Attention all lovers of fantasy, whimsy, comedy, social justice and imagination!
Yes, that means you as well, my lovely munchkins: @emi-wayne-blr @readingnerd22​ @afrlbatgirl @in-vino-veritas-in-aqua-sanitas @dianarox22 @naughtybodypillow​ @notmaryread @marisamaribel @valtharr @hopeful-sprinkles @butterflyblew1986 @between-stars-and-waves @xmistresstitaniax
@paulsebert​ @blackbolt56​ @fire3quackers​ @davincishell​ @echo-adler​ and many others.
This my pal, the one and only “Wizard of Snark!”

My dear Wiz is an aspiring reviewer, content creator and comedian who wants to bring fun and positivity in the Nerdsphere through his reviews and other content while defending it against those who want to plunge it into complete darkness. (i.e. the bigots of Comics/Gamergate)
However, if he’s going to do all those wonderful things, he needs the money to make more content and have a safe wellbeing. 
So please, toss a coin to your Wizard, oh valley of plenty..

https://www.patreon.com/guardiansofwhimsy

christopher575:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

I will never stop noticing that the people I know who take the biggest risks with their careers are the ones who were gifted literal entire homes by family.

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prokopetz:

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valkylander:

prokopetz:

I love it when a superhero has different powers that come from completely unrelated sources and necessitate multiple unconnected origin stories. Somebody did not get the memo that the “secret origin” part of the form was not meant to be a “check all that apply” deal.

I stole a pair of shoes from SHIELD that let me travel through time and between dimensions. In the future, I got an implant that lets me communicate long distances and listen to the radio whenever I want. After a fight, my body got smashed up real bad and when they did surgery to fix me the implant got mixed in with everything else and now I have a sonic scream too.

I think my personal favourite has to be the Silver Samurai, who has the mutant power to cut anything with his sword, but also he can teleport, which isn’t a mutant power, but the effect of a magic ring that he stole from John Belushi.

@the9livesofamao replied:

Wait— John Belushi? The comedian?

Yes, John Belushi, the comedian. The Silver Samurai originally obtained his teleportation ring in Marvel Team-Up Volume 1, issue #74 (October 1978), in which Spider-Man teams up with the cast of Saturday Night Live. This has inexplicably remained in continuity ever since, though more recent references to the event have retconned it so that the Silver Samurai steals the ring from Chris Farley instead, presumably because the editors were concerned that younger kids wouldn’t know who John Belushi is.

So the real question is, how the hell did one of the SNL cast get hold of a magical teleportation ring?

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wilwheaton:

TIL

sosuperawesome:

Gift of Mercury on Etsy

Beautiful impossible creatures.

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foodffs:

New England Clam Chowder

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

everythingfox:

A mother protecting her children

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kamoi:

every NFT 6 months from now

Some are already like that, and it is hilarious how folks are reacting.

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filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

When discussing the (American) superhero genre, it’s definitely worth remembering its Jewish protest roots, but it’s just as important to criticize how Hollywood has turned the blockbuster superhero film into U.S. military propaganda–and before anyone shows up with the Batman argument, when was the last time cops were the villain in a Batman film? Arguably, Gotham (the tv show) did its best with that, but the main protagonist was who? The Token Good Cop…In order to have any access to the equipment mcu loves to use for their big superhero battles, they let the pentagon approve their final scripts to ensure they’re “represented properly” which, you guessed it, results in a lot of pro-military sentiments within the films. Captain Marvel literally produced ads to encourage women to join the airforce because #girlpower. I mean….it doesn’t really make sense to argue that pro-military/cop themes aren’t an issue within the modern (American) superhero blockbuster. But! It also isn’t fair to condense the superhero genre to just the mcu and dceu films/tv shows. And even within the mcu, there are films that aren’t guilty of this, like Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok (and we know why). Beyond the mcu and dceu, there are so many pieces of incredible superhero media that have been released in the last decade, so really I think the solution is just. Consume other superhero media.

The way I literally have a letterboxd list about this

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